NOTE: The asterix* are stage directions.
*Big Arth lying on sofa
watching TV and laughing. The TV isn’t on*
*Enter Jimmy and sits on
other sofa*
Jimmy: You will not
believe the day I’ve had
Big Arth: I don’t really
care to be honest Jimmy
Jimmy: Thanks Arth, I
appreciate the sympathy and the interest in how crap my day has been
Big Arth: Well I don’t
care since all I want is that coke I sent you to get
Jimmy: Oh yeh! Here ya go
*takes coca cola bottle
from pocket and hands Arth it*
Big Arth: What’s this?!
Jimmy: The coke you asked
for…
Big Arth: I meant coke as
in the drug, coke!
Jimmy: oh right that, I’ve
got that somewhere, let me find it
*reaches into pockets
taking out comical/house hold objects*
Jimmy: errrmm….
Big Arth: What?
Jimmy: Right, so I don’t
have the coke
Big Arth: WHAT!?
Jimmy: Hey it wasn’t my
fault! It was the dealer! He was dodgey
Big Arth: Ok, so what
happened? Why has your day been so terrible?
Jimmy: well….
*Fade to white, into a
flashback. Flashback shows Jimmy’s day with Jimmy giving an on-going commentary*
Jimmy: …first off, I went
to my usual dealer, but he wasn’t there. Instead some other guy was there and
he gave me the coke for free, which was nice. I asked why but he just ran off.
So I went on my way and as
I was on my way back here, some goons grabbed me and took me away! I ended up
in a dark room, with a light shining on me. Some Boss guy was asking me who
gave me the coke and I said, no-one, I bought it from a shop. He got angry then
and pulled out a gun and told me my drug dealer’s life depended on me finding
the guy who gave me the coke but he eventually got the drugs off me and just left
me on the street.
Big Arth: he’s gonna kill
our drug dealer?
Jimmy: yeh
Big Arth: Crap! Right so
what did this boss guy look like?
Jimmy: He wore a nice suit
and had a gun…
Big Arth: Nice suit?
There’s only one person in the whole of Wrexham who has a nice suit!
Jimmy: Tell me about it…
Big Arth: I’m surprised he
didn’t kill you! That’s Wrexham’s number one drug dealer!
Jimmy: That’s not really
something to brag about
Big Arth: Shut Up! And
stop being such an idiot! This guy is dangerous! Our drug dealer is in danger!
Come on!
Jimmy: Where we goin?
Big Arth: To find that
bloke who gave the coke
*Both leave. Fade to
black*
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